Anyone who has ever shopped has heard the pleasant announcements made that the store is closing. I know that whatever you have waited for the last minute to shop for is life threatening if you don't get it... which is why you waited until 8:45 to shop for it. BUT I would like to go home. I would like to put my feet up, enjoy a nice glass of wine, and watch some TV, then go to sleep so that when I wake up tomorrow to come back here, I can be as positive as I could be.
I don't appreciate your sales, or your business or you at all for that matter when you are in our store the last fifteen minutes we're open. Especially if you're here after close. We still have to close registers and take things upstairs after you leave.
Don't whine about the shorter hours on Sunday, because guess what?! You've had the whole day off, whereas I had to come to work to wait on you and your hypocritical bad attitude. I don't like you. None of us like you. So if you're going to whine about me not being there until 9:00 on a Sunday then GET OUT and take your terrible business elsewhere.
~Goddess
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
7 Steps to Use a Fitting Room
1. Peruse the items in the store in a clean and respectful manner, choosing only the most desirable items to evaluate for purchase.
2. Use a fitting room to ensure ideal fit and appearance of clothing items.
3. One person to a fitting room please. Refraining from any and all illicit activities of the adult nature and understanding that you really don't have all day.
4. When removing a perspective item from your body, place it back on its hanger correctly, or refold as you found it.
5. Repeat for each item.
6. Bring all items out of the fitting room properly rehung/refolded, and replace in their original position on the sales floor. *If you cannot remember where you found them, bring them to an associate at the register.
7. Bring your purchases to the associate that was assisting you. If no one was assisting you, pick the associate who looks like they are actually working.
Following these steps will bring you up and out of the class of terrible shoppers that are constantly dissatisfied with their purchases. You will a. find clothing that looks/fits perfectly on you! b. not return clothing items! c. ensure that store associates love you and greet you with a smiling face!
Only loving tips and hints for my favorite shoppers!
~ The Goddess
2. Use a fitting room to ensure ideal fit and appearance of clothing items.
3. One person to a fitting room please. Refraining from any and all illicit activities of the adult nature and understanding that you really don't have all day.
4. When removing a perspective item from your body, place it back on its hanger correctly, or refold as you found it.
5. Repeat for each item.
6. Bring all items out of the fitting room properly rehung/refolded, and replace in their original position on the sales floor. *If you cannot remember where you found them, bring them to an associate at the register.
7. Bring your purchases to the associate that was assisting you. If no one was assisting you, pick the associate who looks like they are actually working.
Following these steps will bring you up and out of the class of terrible shoppers that are constantly dissatisfied with their purchases. You will a. find clothing that looks/fits perfectly on you! b. not return clothing items! c. ensure that store associates love you and greet you with a smiling face!
Only loving tips and hints for my favorite shoppers!
~ The Goddess
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