It's Closing Time!

Anyone who has ever shopped has heard the pleasant announcements made that the store is closing. I know that whatever you have waited for the last minute to shop for is life threatening if you don't get it... which is why you waited until 8:45 to shop for it. BUT I would like to go home. I would like to put my feet up, enjoy a nice glass of wine, and watch some TV, then go to sleep so that when I wake up tomorrow to come back here, I can be as positive as I could be.
I don't appreciate your sales, or your business or you at all for that matter when you are in our store the last fifteen minutes we're open. Especially if you're here after close. We still have to close registers and take things upstairs after you leave.

Don't whine about the shorter hours on Sunday, because guess what?! You've had the whole day off, whereas I had to come to work to wait on you and your hypocritical bad attitude. I don't like you. None of us like you. So if you're going to whine about me not being there until 9:00 on a Sunday then GET OUT and take your terrible business elsewhere.

~Goddess