7 Steps to Use a Fitting Room

1. Peruse the items in the store in a clean and respectful manner, choosing only the most desirable items to evaluate for purchase.

2. Use a fitting room to ensure ideal fit and appearance of clothing items.

3. One person to a fitting room please. Refraining from any and all illicit activities of the adult nature and understanding that you really don't have all day.

4. When removing a perspective item from your body, place it back on its hanger correctly, or refold as you found it.

5. Repeat for each item.

6. Bring all items out of the fitting room properly rehung/refolded, and replace in their original position on the sales floor. *If you cannot remember where you found them, bring them to an associate at the register.

7. Bring your purchases to the associate that was assisting you. If no one was assisting you, pick the associate who looks like they are actually working.

Following these steps will bring you up and out of the class of terrible shoppers that are constantly dissatisfied with their purchases. You will a. find clothing that looks/fits perfectly on you! b. not return clothing items! c. ensure that store associates love you and greet you with a smiling face!

Only loving tips and hints for my favorite shoppers!

~ The Goddess